Just a thought...

Can I sleep now?

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Cashier:
That'll be $4.03
Me:
I only have $4...
Cashier:
That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:
...........
Cashier:
........
Me:
what are we?

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me:
[watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend:
[sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me:
what the fuck i dont have time for this